[..:: the route to happiness ::..]

every morning, uncle has to drag his bloody ass out of bed and struggle to tell himself that he must go to work, otherwise he has no money to buy his tiger beer. fortunately, that's the only sian thing that he has to put up with, for what happens on his way to work always makes him a very happy man...

desperate housewife harley

harley lives just one level below uncle and she usually leave her house around the same time as him. though she is working, uncle always refer to her as the desperate housewife cos she likes to give him that "sly slanting eyes" look, which really excites him. when they happen to bump into each other at the lift lobby, uncle will purposely walk a little slower than usual and beo her from behind. wah i tell you, no matter how blue uncle is, the feel of "escorting" sandy to work simply makes him wake up his idea.

slutty sandy

coincidently, sandy from the next block will also go the same direction as harley and uncle to work. sandy is a young lady with an astonishing figure. when she and harley walk next to each other, uncle will become lagi more exciited. at this point, uncle is already 80% awake already. however, sandy loves to light up her cig on her way to the mrt station, and since uncle is anti-smoking ambassador, he'll be very dulan with sandy.

auditor amily

when harley reaches the coffeshop that sells char bee hoon, uncle will say bye bye to her and greet amily with his sunshine smile. amily is a high-powered auditor from ernst & young. uncle knows cos she dresses very well and always carry her company's yellow and black paper bag to work. she likes to have her breakfast at the coffeshop and drink her kopi with another friend whom uncle don't even bother to notice. after greeting amily, uncle will move on to look for evelyn.