[..:: if i am 10 years younger ::..]

uncle was happily gulping his tiger beer and cracking his peanuts when watching campus superstar jus now. as he watched the ghin nans bouncing around in the tv, he just couldn't help but to look at his little beer belly and shaked his head... "haiz, uncle lao liao"

then when he saw the young girls dancing and shaking in their mini skirt, uncle forgot everything and got very excited. he even stood up and started dancing, but then uncle not pedophile, so he stop and quietly sat down and drink his beer again

when that teresa won huh, uncle was very happy, cos she sing song sibei ho tiar, but later teresa lose to that ah guan uncle sibei tulan. he threw the peanut shells at the tv until the tv spoil. but uncle very clever, he remember he saw advertisement huh, got one man his tv also spoil, then he put the tiger beer can at the tv antenna ok already. so he did the same, and his tv also become ho sey liao... haha, man - the older, the wiser