[..:: it's tiger time ::..]

one night, a bunch of sad bankers were drinking tiger at a kopitiam...

Citibank: wah lan ooi! zuo kang sibei sian... everyday i work until damn late, jus because my bank is the Bank That Never Sleeps

OCBC: don't worry bro, next time u can come and join me, my company is a Old CitiBankers' Club

HSBC: haiz, me lagi sian, i working for The Worst Local Bank leh

POSB: my job also kannasai, it's a Piece Of Shit Bank

DBS: i most jiat lat one lah, my boss ask me to Dig Bull Shit everyday, so much sai kang to do...pui!!

UOB: u all so cham meh? i still buah long long in the University Of Banking leh, don't scare me man. ay Siao Char Bor, how about you?

SCB: aiyah hong gan lah, mai arni gek sim... let's drink

Maybank: yeah man, bo tah bo LP!

All: lai ah! TAHHHH!!!